HRHumours
List ini berisi humor yang berhubungan dengan pengembangan
SDM, dan bisa dipakai sehari-hari dalam menyebarkan pemahaman yang baik
mengenai HR Management.
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Corporate Life Cycle
Part 1
An organisation is like a tree
full of monkeys - all on different levels,some climbing up. The monkeys
on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the
bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
Part 2
All the time, the monkeys on the
top will get the fruits first, and most of the time, they will eventually
produce SHIT for all the monkeys below. And all the time, that's what the
monkeys below will get.
Part 3
For those monkeys who are climbing
up, they have to first kiss plenty of ass in order to move up. How
high they climb, will have to depend on how good they kiss. And always
if the one on top will not kiss any ass, his ass will get KICKED !!!
Part 4
During times of great difficulties
and hardship, the monkeys on the top may fall a few branches down and hit
the monkeys below. The monkeys below will be fallen upon and eventually
some will fall off the tree, as in retrenched. As compensation these monkeys
that fell off get to keep the fruits that were shaken off the tree during
the commotion. The tree becomes lighter and life slowly returns to normal.
(Author Unknown)
